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<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 02:37:45 GMT</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2005 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Trombipulator]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[So I get lost because Seattle's got two sets of every street. There's a University Ave/Street/whatever on one side of the 520 with its corresponding 1st, 2nd, 3rd, etc. streets, and another with matching numbered streets on the other. Luckily people here are nice and gave me directions to University and 41st on the other side of town. Did I mention that people up here are nice? Like genuinely nice? Not everyone, but a good deal. To the people of San Diego and the rest of Southern California, the world doesn't revolve around you (except the select few, you know who you are). Yeah, sorry.

Anyway, met up with the UK guys down in the University area. There's this place called Big Time Brewery and they've got this beer called The Trombipulator. 10% alcohol of pure joy. It's so awesome that they don't sell it in pitchers. You can only order by the pint, and if you can't say "Trombipulator" when ordering, they close your tab. No joke. Ah, but there's a workaround. Just as for "The Trom."

Anyhow, we go to Pioneer Square later on that night and Nick and Pete accompany me to find a parking spot. It's a few blocks away, but no big deal. So we're walking back, j-walking, like normal downtown patrons.

Why aren't all those people crossing? There aren't any cars about at all.

OH.

Hello, officer

Officer 1: So you boys mind telling me why we have these crosswalk lights?
Jarold: I uh...um...
Officer 2: Any reason why we shouldn't make you guys pretty car hood decorations?
Pete: ...
Nick: ...
Well, uh...sorry?
There are a lot of drunk drivers around be careful.
Will do! Thanks, sir.

And thenceforth I was known as "J-walk" at the poker table.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2005 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2005 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Mike's New Do]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[Oh man, Jackie is the best barber ever.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2005 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Tito Bhoy Birsday on Padres Day.]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[Our party was so big we took up almost a 1/4th of a whole section.  It was kind of the best.

Renboy jumped out of the car and hugged the SD Chicken in the parking lot after the game.  

Renboy loves the San Diego Chicken:

Derrick: "I shook hands with Mary J. Blige once."
Renboy: "I'm not really into hip hop music.  I'm really into sports so the San Diego Chicken means so much more to me."]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2005 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[New Camera.  Yay.]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[OK, I'm back and I'm...black?

After stoopidly losing the Casio Exilim z30 Sexy Cam, I chose the Sony DSCS60 as a replacement.  Slightly less sexy, but with a megapixel more, it takes sharper pictures and better night shots than the Casio Sexy Cam.

Rei do Gado is expensive.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2005 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[If I'm here for Halloween, this is what Dingo is going to look like.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2005 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Jackie and Len Len's First Snowboarding Trip!]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[Only to get denied by Big Bear.  Yeah sorry.

Freakin' snowstorms.  Spent like 3 hours just getting up Big Bear, most of which was spent on readjusting chains.

thud thud thud thud thud
"What is that?"
"It must be the chains.  I'll stop to readjust them."
Rinse.  Repeat.

Well, we did get there in time to board if we wanted, but I don't think spending like 60 bucks for one hour would be worth it.  It's alright because the ride up minus the thudding was fun and the resort was fantastical.  Like a full-sized snow globe.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2005 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Wakka Wakka Wakka]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[Mos Def, Downtown Disney, and new snowboarding gear kick ass.

Not being able to bring cameras inside to take pictures of all the hotness you meet sucks.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2005 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Just Monday]]></title>
<description><![CDATA[So after work, I head to Mel's pad to kick it because it's just a regular Monday.  After refusing some home cooking by Steve, the three of us decide on Claim Jumper.

OK, so black is suppose to be slimming, right?  There was this waitress wearing a black shirt, but despite any attempt to hide them, they were just galactic.

Waitress: "Hi, what would you like to drink?"
Jarold, trying to keep his eyeballs inside his head: "Water"
Steve: "blah blah blah [insert obscure drink]"
Mel "Lemonaide."
Waitress: "OK, I'll be right back with your drinks and take your orders."
Mel: "Thank you...."
Waitress starts walking away.
Mel (Loud, obnoxious whisper intended only for Steve and Jarold): "....BIG BOOBS."
Steve and Jarold laugh uncomfortably and avoid eye contact with anyone.
Waitress finishes tying her shoe in Mel's blind spot and finally walks off.
Mel: "She's still there, isn't she?"
Steve: "Yup."
Jarold: "Mmhmm."
A new waitress returns with our drinks.  All the children laugh.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2005 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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